Great Moments in Advertising

27 March 2007 at 1:48 pm

The JiffyLube on 48th & Normal in Lincoln currently proclaims on its marquee:

LOVE IT

LUBE IT

I’ll, uh, keep that in mind.

1 Comment »

  1. MEEE (mr. jaush) said,

    March 27, 2007 @ 11:38 pm

    …hot\’n\’dirty personnel have immoral sexual intercourse… by Mobil(R)

    I love sexuality. I wish people were more freely sexual, but not in any kind of Utopian (with a capital U) free love bullshit manner. No, if there isn\’t an undercurrent of Conversative Morality nothing interesting ever happens.

    Would porn be as titillating if you could casually fuck nine people in the nightly orgy in downtown smalltown USA? Of course not. And myself being rather undesirable, I really love my porn. I need my porn. I must have more.

    Oh, sorry. The raw sexual energy of the ad caught me off-guard. Blah blah blah, polished witty conclusion.

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