Apr 162008
 

Hi, I’m back!

To celebrate my triumphant return, I’m subjecting you to an analysis of what lands in my spam folder. Enjoy!

Between April 1 and April 15, I received 367 spam items in my Google Mail account. They break down as follows:

Meds 8 11 17 18 12 13 12 17
ED 3 14 17 9 11 7 4 13
“Enhancement” 17 10 19 12 17 4 15 13
Porn 2 2 3 4 4 1 1
Fake goods 6 1 4 1 3 3
Watches 4 3 2 1 1 3 6 2
Software 1 1 2
Degrees 1 2 2 1 1 1
Gambling 1 1 1
Phishing 1 2 1
Mailing lists 1 1 1
Other 1 1 2 1
Totals 38 50 50 50 50 29 50 50

So, in summary, the Internet thinks I’m a straight male (check), I’m middle-aged (nope), and I don’t have insurance (nada). Keep trying guys; you’ll get it right eventually.

 Posted by at 10:46 pm

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